Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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