Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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