8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
