Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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