This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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