so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
So. Much. Porn.
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