Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
NoShamevember. You game?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
