Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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