you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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