Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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