glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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