he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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