I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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