Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Your penis caused this!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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