sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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