Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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