one might say we're banned from that church
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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