That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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