So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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