i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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