office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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