Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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