I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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