and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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