If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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