"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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