So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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