I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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