She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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