She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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