I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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