i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
vagina is talking i cant
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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