Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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