you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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