Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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