3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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