just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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