I wanna passion pit in your ass
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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