i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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