like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize