just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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