whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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