How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Houston, we have a squirter
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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