Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
