Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We don't watch enough power rangers
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
jump out the window naked night went bad
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