Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
