well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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