you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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