I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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