Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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