can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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