i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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