Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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